Monday, April 08, 2002

WELL I'LL BE!: There was an article in the paper yesterday saying that Miss Cleo does not hire real psychics for her service. What a shocker! Doesn't she know that lies make baby Jesus cry? While we're on the subject, what do you have to do to become a professional psychic? Go to school? Perhaps UC-Berekley, or Rhodes? Or maybe you just have to sit through all the Poltergiest movies, including the awful Poltergeist III, with Tom Skerritt. Check out Miss Cleo's website. She's offering a free trial subscription! Too bad for all the Aries out there, she says you are "child-like."

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