IS THERE ANYTHING SCHOOLS AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR? Liberals don't think parents can take care of their children on their own, much less themselves. One way they "remedy" parental "deficiencies" -- which are always called a "crisis" -- is through public school policy. So schools hand out condoms to solve the "teen sex crisis," and feed kids breakfast to fix the "nutritional crisis." Now there's another "crisis": "Too Few U.S. Schools Protect Kids From Sun's Harm," Reuters reports. Maybe schools should hand out free suntan lotion and condoms at breakfast.