Tuesday, February 04, 2003

DEAR ABBY is a column that I have not made a habit of reading since I was in grade school, and so when I came across it today in newspaper in the break room I thought I'd take a gander at what free advice she's doling out in the post post-modern era. Dear as she may be, Abby (or her successor) is a fool, and a panderer to the art of moral equivalence. Today she suggests to her readers that it is untoward to share your religious beliefs with others. States she, "A devout and very sweet lady once told me she was 'sad' because she loved me and knew she wouldn't see me in heaven. I asked her why. She said, 'Because you haven't been saved!' Once I got over the shock that her heaven was segregated, I assured her that even though I might not be in hers, she would definitely be in mine, so please not to worry any further." Who knew that in addition to keeping up with a daily syndicated column, Abby is also dabbling in a career as god. Each of her responses regarding the topic are as unreservedly stupid as this one, though I don't encourage you to link to find out for yourselves.

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