Friday, September 15, 2006

Swimwear Advice

Speedo swimsuits on men are pretty much universally awful. My three year old wanted to know why a man was only wearing women's underwear to swim in. I think that says enough.

If, despite contempt and ridicule even from the mouths of short little blonde girls, a man persists upon wanting to wear this disgusting form of swimwear, please make sure that you can at least fill it out. Leaving nothing to the imagination in a Speedo is bad enough. If you are too small to fit in a tight fitting lycra suit (before getting in the cool water) I really, really don't need to know about it.

4 comments:

Terry Oglesby said...

Sheesh--next thing you know, you'll be telling me I shouldn't have been wearing black socks and sandals with it!!

mary said...

haha
My boys always snicker at the pool when they see a man in a Speedo.
It is never a good looking, young man either!

Patricia said...

I really, really don't need to know about it
So many advisories can be issued only after the unfortunate fact... ;-)

Another Jordana said...

Your point, it is so good.

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