"Moooooom!" wailed my seven year old from the bathroom, "Is there any other soap I can use? I don't want my skin to be smooth and silky."
He's trying to grow up and be a man. Apparently, he's decided that manly men do not use soap that advertises its skin smoothing qualities. He hasn't learned yet that real men suck it up and use whatever soap the women in their life choose to purchase.
I made it clear that since there was only one type of soap available, he would be using it. He grumbled, but finally washed up.
And then I heard another howl, "But I don't have dry, frizzy, unmanageable hair!"
Where do I find soap that makes your skin rough and scaly and your hair limp and messy?
5 years ago