- You know those days when things get done, the house isn't a wreck and the kids are learning? How come those don't happen more often?
- I'm going to pretend the brown streaks on the bathroom wall are just mud as I scrub them away, okay?
- I'm having a million homeschooling kids and their parents over on Saturday. It might thunderstorm. Eeek!
- My son, breastfeeding advocate. Said five year old, "I'm pretending to be a newborn and I'm drinking out of a bottle because my mom doesn't nurse me." The eight year old looks up, "Don't play that. That's really sad."
5 years ago